REPORT: BRITISH PAPER SAYS SPEARS WANTS TO ADOPT CHINESE TWINS
Take this one for what it’s worth: Britain’s News of the World is reporting that Britney Spears is going to adopt Chinese twins. Run for the hills, the end is near!
The paper says the popwreck is telling friends that "she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency." Can she even find China on a map?