SHOW US YOUR PURSE
• Name: "Druscilla," the more beautiful sister of Cinderella, of course.
• Occupation: I like to call it "Serial Abuser" — to the very unattractive and dreadfully boring Cinderella.
• Occasion: Rehearsal for my grand entrance at the Royal Kingdom’s Ball. With my looks, I’ll be a shoe-in!
• What kind of handbag? A black crochet bag. It’s vintage, like me.
• How much did it cost? Well it cost me two sore knuckles…I had to practically knock Cinderella out to get it!
• Where did you get it? OK, I stole it from that goody-goody Jane Austen.
• Tell us about the first handbag you ever bought. I won it at a raffle in the reformatory. Truly a memorable moment!
• Why did you choose this handbag today? It holds all of my most precious possessions — a photo of my Prince Charming, my pointe shoes and smell-good powder for my very dainty feet!
• How many handbags do you own? The last time I had Cinderella count, I was at 4,362.
• What’s the most you ever paid for a handbag? Before or after the 70 percent off?
• Image is … Everything that wretched Cinderella is not…and being wart-free, of course.
• What’s in your handbag? Clockwise from top: pointe shoes with foot powder, "Cinderella" performance announcement, photo of Prince Charming, Cinderella’s to-do list, Vermont’s Bag Balm Protective Ointment and Compound-W wart remover.
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