Hello, Dolly
Dolly Parton sure knows how to stand out in a crowd. Too bad it's for all the wrong reasons. Usually, we can find at least one piece in a horrendous outfit that proves the fashion criminal had the right idea; not this time. Thus, we had to dig really deep to come up with an alternative head-to-toe look that we hope upholds the intentions behind such a disaster as this outfit Parton wore to the 23rd grand opening of Dollywood.
First, the color combination. She looks like the condiment tray at a hot dog stand. When you start with a mustard pant suit, don't finish with a ketchup corset vest. Instead, go for a shade of yellow that falls in line with spring trends: sunshine yellow. And, trade in the blazer for a more modern silhouette, such as this cropped A-line jacket.
A flowy, orange V-neck top complements the yellow much better and allows the country singer to still showcase her favorite feature without suffocating us with it. We continued the flowers with the top, but rather than the embroidered pillow look, we leaned toward a subtle floral print.
As for the greetings she so proudly exposes on the inside of her jacket, we can only assume that Parton was trying to make a statement. How about a statement that isn't so literal ("Hi," "Bye") but still lets her country western roots shine through? The best way to do that: designer boot cut denim. This pair by Paige Denim lends well to the jacket as it balances its volume with a narrow line. The dark wash is age-appropriate and chic.
Lastly, we couldn't justify cowboy boots in spring. You can't go wrong with nude. A pointed toe slingback better flatters this updated, improved outfit.
If you want to stand out in a crowd, try not to follow Parton's poor example. Consider these choices instead.
Contact fashion reporter Xazmin Garza at xgarza@reviewjournal.com or 702-383-0477.
