The right pedigree. The right look. It should have been a media darling.
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Forget fancy coffees, energy drinks and those tiny bottles promising hours of pep. If you could synthesize whatever it is that keeps Danny Koker up and running, you’d corner the market on over-the-counter stimulants.
LOS ANGELES — In the first episode of the first season of “Mad Men,” Don Draper’s next-in-line affair, Rachel Menken, hears his brutal philosophy: Love is nothing more than an ad man’s myth, and everyone is born alone and dies alone.
NEW YORK — “Arrested Development” will be reborn on Netflix on May 26.
Just like Alan Thicke, the metric system and poutine, the staff of Binion’s is a much bigger deal in Canada.
Jon Hamm’s penis has gotten so big — no pun intended — it has a half-dozen Twitter accounts.
NEW YORK — Jay Leno says he will be leaving NBC’s “Tonight Show” next spring, to be replaced by Jimmy Fallon.
West Virginia authorities say a cast member of the MTV reality show “BUCKWILD” has been found dead, along with his uncle and a third, unidentified person.
Just as you’d never want to hear Simon Cowell struggle to hit the high notes, you should probably back away, slowly, if Sabina Kelley ever picks up a needle and ink.
Who could’ve guessed during her menaced-by-a-cougar days on “24” that Elisha Cuthbert could be funny?
LOS ANGELES — Love, loss, breakups, make ups, murder, mayhem, backstabbing, social climbing. Forget about a lifetime, that’s just an afternoon on “The Young and the Restless.”
LOS ANGELES — As Jay Leno lobs potshots at ratings-challenged NBC in his “Tonight” monologues, speculation is swirling the network is taking steps to replace the host with Jimmy Fallon next year and move the show from Burbank to New York.
It stars 58-year-old Dennis Quaid. It’s set in 1961. And it’s on CBS.
NEW YORK — The producers of the cable TV miniseries on the Bible say Internet chatter that their Satan character resembles President Barack Obama is “utter nonsense.”
Louie Anderson was disoriented.