99 Words About … The ickiness of ‘The Walking Dead’
Feel better!
Lose pounds and inches!
It's "The Walking Dead" diet, and it's yours for a limited time (9 p.m. Sunday, AMC).
With the meals you won't eat after the first zombie's gutted -- the knife plunging into its belly with a sound like a fat kid cannonballing into a pool -- you'll finally squeeze back into those jeans you wore in high school when everyone else was at the prom.
Act now and you'll receive the lungs of a Navy SEAL -- yours from holding your breath for minutes at a time as the undead shuffle past hiding humans -- absolutely free!
-- CHRISTOPHER LAWRENCE
