You can’t unsee the first trailer for ‘Sex Box’

Wake the kids, phone the neighbors, grab your hazmat suit.

The first trailer for “Sex Box” is here!

I still have trouble believing that this is a thing that actually exists, even with this new video evidence. But in the series, debuting at 10 p.m. Feb. 27 on WE tv, couples will have sex in a soundproof, camera-free box, then emerge to talk about their experiences in front of a studio audience.

In other words, it’s tamer than it sounds.

At least until the arrival of the inevitable rival knockoff show, “Intercourse Cube.”

According to the press release: “Post-coitus, a scientifically proven time when people are more trusting and open due to the body’s natural release of oxytocin (“cuddle hormone”), the couples have a shockingly raw discussion with the experts about their experiences and relationships in an effort to solve their problems. … Amazingly honest, provocative and yes, dare we say it, educational, “Sex Box,” may just be the start of the next sexual revolution in the United States.”

Oh, “Sex Box.”

You had me at “cuddle hormone.”